Kinds of Gangs Boys Belong To In Funaab.
University education is not strictly academic. There are various kinds of "gangs"(which in this context refers to classification of types of boys that will be found in a university, that hang out together).
You dey university abi? You haf join gang!
1) The Pastor Gang.
Virtually every funaabite has a classmate in this gang. These are the "spiri koko" guys. If they are not in class, they are at the fellowship. Heck, they can even miss lectures to attend a prayer meeting. They are known for their "holy" lifestyle and praying everywhere. You will even hear them speaking in tongues on the road.
You know that guy that always tells you that God told him something? He's a member of the pastor gang.
2) The Alfa Gang.
Whenever you ask these guys "Where are you coming from?", you can only get two answers: Mosque and school. You easily recognise them by their trousers. The hem of the trouser is always keeping malice with the ankle.
Some of them are bearded and the ones that are smooth, well. You need to see them on Fridays with their flowing Jalabiyas. They are usually found in groups discussing the hadiths of the Prophet.
Some of them are bearded and the ones that are smooth, well. You need to see them on Fridays with their flowing Jalabiyas. They are usually found in groups discussing the hadiths of the Prophet.
You know that guy that said shaking girls is Haram? He belongs to the Alfa gang.
3) The Addict Gang.
Name it, codeine, skunk, weed, cigarette, and other hard drugs. This set of boys have only one mission: to get high. The school hostel has produced many legendary addicts and so hostels that I must not name... You can see them walking in groups usually arguing over a stupid topic such as "Nicki minaj is better than Beyonce" or "Small doctor can sing better than 2face". They have the loudest voices, and they like to make noise.
You know that guy that has perpetually red eyes? He belongs to this gang
4) The Bang Gang.
These are the set of sex conquistadors. They have passed girls around and have slept with every girl willing. They have "marked register". Some members of this gang have also "conquered" the indigenes of Alabata... Kofesu boys, I hail. These guys can be found everywhere and they know themselves. They know who has "banged" who, and who is about banging who.
You know that guy that has banged half of the chicks you know? He belongs to the bang gang.
5) The Outlier Gang.
These guys are the "most likely to succeed" set of dudes. They know what they want to do and they have already set out to achieve it. These set of people are outstanding in what they do. People in the university community know and respect them.
You know that guy that can sell sawdust to a sawmill? He's an outlier.
6) The Great Gatsby Gang.
These are the set of guys that enjoy university. They play, party and womanize, yet it doesn't affect their academics. These set of boys are usually talented and know a little of everything. These guys are everywhere and they are well liked.
There is always that unserious friend you have that does well in exams. That's Great Gatsby.
7) The Brownian Motion Gang.
These set of boys do not know the reason why they are in school, hence the name Brownian motion. No focus, they just move haphazardly. They miss classes, it is their default state. They are the type of guys that will come to exam venue 30 minutes late and be claiming to know their rights.
You know that guy that had 1.00 CGPA in your department, it is very likely he is a member of this gang.
8) The Reader Gang.
These ones took the "read your books" part very seriously. I know of a guy who even reads on the toilet(go figure). There are some guys that start night class from beginning of the semester. Some of them are library regulars; these guys set a personal reading time table and follow it. These guys can read for Africa. They will never involve themselves in an activity that doesn't have an academic value.
You know this guy? He's a member of the Reader Gang!
Oya, which gang do you belong to?
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