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Thursday, February 2, 2017

The Most Difficult Departments In Funaab

The Most Difficult Departments in Funaab.

Disclaimer: The information contained in this article was collected from some interviews. It is very likely that you will disagree with this. It is not the intention of the writer to force his opinion on you, neither are you under any form of obligation to take the article as gospel.

7) Department of Food Science &Technology.(COLFHEC)
           Lots of borrowed course from lots of colleges... That's what students from this department endure. Sad and pathetic.

No verdict.

6)Department of Statistics(COLPHYS)

            I don't know how students in this department cope, given my experience in the STS221 course, but I'm sure they must have developed an indifference to the whole thing. The lecturer taught and examined off point. Imagine every lecturer like that. Doing tons of proof and shit.

Verdict: Being a student of STS dept is a spiritual experience.

5)Department of Physics (COLPHYS)

           There is a particular course where you prove more than 200 formulae! How's that for difficult? Their curriculum is a blend of proofs and proofs. And bogus calculations.

Verdict: It is sad that there are some physics students who do not know who Stephen Hawking is. Some haven't even heard of string theory! Talk about misplaced priorities on the side of the curriculum.

4) Departments in the College of Engineering.

         The engineering courses can't be left out from this kind of list. Need I say more??? Its engineering for Christ sakes! They just have to be up and doing plus the fact that they have shorter vacations compared to the rest of the school due to their practicals and projects.

Verdict: It is just unfair that there are more engineers compared to jobs. After all that stuff?

3) Department of Veterinary Medicine.

           The way the students of this department read... Fear go catch you. The recommended textbooks are usually thousands of pages long and attendance is taken serious. The students of this department are always reading(the serious ones). They go through almost the same rigors as medical students, only with relatively poorer prospects. Six years no be beans. How's that for difficult?

Verdict: Graduates of this dept should be given the READER title.
          

2) Department of Computer Science. (COLPHYS)

           The position of this department on this list would be a source of criticism from those who have been fortunate to take general computer science courses. The students of this department are expected to acquire professional skills alongside fulfilling all righteousness in a curriculum that knows no chill. A math dominated curriculum. Tell that to all Math lecturers who think Computer Science students are just so lazy... The lowest amount of units per semester is 23... How far na?

Verdict: It takes someone that has "chest" to be a CSC student.

1) Department of Mathematics. (COLPHYS)

           This is an undisputed fact and by unanimous vote. I do not envy students of this department. The Mathematics department is known for their strict lecturers and heavy workload. Even students who do not belong to this department can agree because all science students in Funaab take at least two Mathematical Courses and it isn't a secret that the carry over rate is chilling.
             The Mathematics department also boasts of the most dreaded Professor Agboola. It is not a child's play. This is a professor that said, "People work hard to score zero".

Verdict: Graduates of MTS dept should be given a free ticket to heaven, for they have endured the great tribulation.

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