Types of girls in Funaab.

Types of girls in Funaab

1) The churchy girl.
            This is the female counterpart of the Pastor Gang. This set of girls will be found in every worship/praise service. They can miss lectures because of a prayer meeting. You will see them crying during worship and their idea of purpose is becoming a pastor's wife. They are usually choristers or ushers in the fellowships.

You know that girl that told you Jesus is her Boyfriend...

 

2) The Alhajas.

             These girls are always covered in the hijab. They do not shake hands with guys... They don't hug, chai!  But they can be very surprising. Do not let their conservative fashion sense fool you. They are very enlightened and intelligent. Do not judge a book by its cover.

You know that girl that is claiming feminist and wants to marry an Alhaji.

3) The donor.
             These kinds of girls have been used to mark register. These girls have donated their bodies to further the course of sex education of the boys on campus. Their body count is in tens. Some call them runs girls, some call them olosho. My name is Makavelli, I don't judge the lifestyle choices of others.

You know that girl that everyone you know has slept with...

4) The Juliet.
                This kind of girl is usually drunk in love, probably has a cheating and abusive boyfriend and still clings to him. They can and will do anything for love. Some of them are lucky to have their love reciprocated. But unfortunately for some, all the cooking, washing and bedwarming eventually goes down the drain.

You know that girl that keeps saying her boyfriend has changed...

5) The Runway Model.
               This kind of girl doesn't hold anything back when it comes to fashion. The bulk of their pocket money goes to looking good. She usually ends up living on the generosity of her friends. It is unfortunate that some of these girls come from poor backgrounds and they have to do some crazy things to support their lifestyles.
               

You know the girl who rocks louboutin and struggles to pay for a N500 manual?

6) Bookie.
          This kind of girl is always reading her books. She doesn't attend parties or events. She may/may not have a boyfriend, but she is focused on her reason for coming to school.

You know that girl reading next semester's handout...

Girls, where do you belong?